If, however, the kiss has made Pam reassess her relationship with Roy and she tells him so, it’s no laughing matter. At this point, getting mad or getting even would not be a productive use of Roy’s energy. Instead, he needs to get to the bottom of what’s really causing Pam to think twice about marrying him. He needs to wake up and realize what he has in Pam and do whatever it takes to salvage the relationship. And that starts with understanding that “the best sex of your life” by itself does not constitute a valid Valentine’s Day gift.

Roy consulted Darryl, who had a way with the ladies. Darryl wisely advised against shoving a ham & cheese sandwich down Halpert’s throat or running over Jim’s Corolla with Roy’s truck. Having a revenge affair with the redheaded purse girl might be fun, but probably wasn’t a great idea.

Assuming that Roy actually loves Pam, Darryl suggested a few alternatives. If Pam loves Jim, Roy should let her go and to be happy with the sales geek and he could find someone more deserving of him. If Pam is conflicted and can’t decide between them, Roy has to fight for her. Not by clocking Halpert, but by treating his woman like a lady, like she’s the most precious person in the world--for a change.

Or, he could just throw Pam over and try that purse girl thing after all. It would only take a few snorkel shots to get the ball rolling…

Pam had been moping around the house for several weeks after Casino Night. He had no idea what could be bothering her, after all they were getting married. I mean he is every girls dream so Pam should be thrilled to have managed such a catch. One morning, she practically shouted at him that Jim Halpert had kissed her and that she needed some time to think before she could marry Roy.

Intense anger had overtaken Roy. He immediately found Jim and punched him in the face. Jim had not retaliated, but that stupid moon-faced kid called the cops. Roy fled and managed to get a flight out of the country since the three strikes your out rule was not something that Roy wanted to experience first hand.

Coming out of his reverie, Roy picks up a bottle of rum, pees in the ocean, and starts scanning for cute chicks.

RULES:

- The match consists of one toss of a standard U.S. Quarter.
- Flipping must be executed by an unbiased party, like Pam for instance.
- The coin must hit the floor. No catching and then flipping to the back of the opposite hand. That’s lame.

The losing party may not...:

...change the rules to best two out of three.
...whine about “interference” should the coin happen to take a wild bounce off a shoe, rock, or pet/child.
...keep the quarter.

Fast-forward two months. Roy, convinced by Pam that the Kiss meant nothing, has since forgotten that Jim Halpert might have been a threat. No official “second date” for the wedding has been set. The word around the office is “downsizing” once again. But not for Scranton—for Stamford. Michael announces that there will be some new employees joining the office.

Dwight: Oh God. He’s back.
Jim: Oh hey Dwayne. How’s it going?
Dwight: It’s Dwight. (Looks at the camera, angry)

Later in the day, Roy is at Pam’s desk. Dwight wanders up.

Roy: So what’s with all these new people?
Dwight: They should’ve just fired Jim. Nobody wants him back.
The camera pans to Pam.
Dwight: I’ll tell you what though; his malfeasance will not be tolerated this time. I just got my orange belt.

(Talking head of Roy)
Roy: Am I gonna kick Halpert’s ass? No. Actually, Dwight volunteered to do it for me. Actually, like, surprisingly fast.

Jim: The summer was great; I missed you guys.

Roy: Good. Am I done?

Pam: It was…interesting.

Roy: Yeah, she told me about the kiss - the day of the wedding.

Pam: I had to tell him, I felt like I was lying and I couldn’t have a relationship with lies.

Angela: Hussy

Pam: He kissed me.

Roy: Halpert kissed her.

Jim: We both kissed – but she definitely kissed back – definitely.

Kevin: I heard they made out…and had sex…

Jim: It was just a kiss. It was just a really, REALLY great kiss.

Kevin: I heard they made out…and had sex…

Roy: What am I going to do to Jim? Nothing. You’re sure the camera’s off? (Pauses, leans in and whispers) I kissed someone too – don’t tell Dwight.

Angela: Roy’s innocent, he’s the victim; I should send him a card.

Jim: Threat? No, he’s no threat.

Pam: Roy’s improved. He cooks – tries to cook. He also sent me these flowers. See… (Pam holds up a bouquet).

Pansies
Angels Breath
Marigolds

They spell my name. (Blushes and giggles)

Jim: Really? He has? – I redact my last statement.

(Cue Intro)

He should then talk to Pam and postpone the wedding, taking the pressure off of her, telling her that it's okay for her to have second thoughts. As hard as it is for him, Roy should admit that what may be best is for them to take some time away from one another and agree to an open relationship so that they can each make sure that marriage is the best option. Jim and Pam are now free to date casually as friends. Roy takes out Angela, unknowingly involving himself in yet another love triange.